Just a few dirty jokes
I don't have any pictures for you today, but I do have several funny things that Nikolai has said lately.
1) The other night, as I was putting Nikolai to bed:
Niko: When I get bigger, I can get that offensive truck!
Me: What? Offensive?
Niko: No, offensive! The offensive truck!
Jesse, overhearing us: He's trying to say expensive...
2) We've been getting into the habit of reading some children's scriptures with Nikolai before bed, but sometimes we forget.
Niko: Hey! We forgot to read strippers!
Me and Jesse: What?
Niko: Strippers! We forgot to read strippers!
(Now we sometimes irreverently refer to them as "strippers" as well...)\
3) On the way home from a friend's house (also, it's important to note that a common phrase he uses these days is "I was just making a joke"):
Niko: I want to take a bath! I'm dirty!
Me: You're not dirty, you took a bath last night!
Niko: No! I'm dirty!
Me: You're clean!
Niko: Oh, I was just making a dirty joke.
Obviously that made me laugh uproariously.
We sure love our silly Niko!