Just a few dirty jokes

I don't have any pictures for you today, but I do have several funny things that Nikolai has said lately.

1) The other night, as I was putting Nikolai to bed:

Niko: When I get bigger, I can get that offensive truck!

Me: What? Offensive?

Niko: No, offensive! The offensive truck!

Jesse, overhearing us: He's trying to say expensive...

2) We've been getting into the habit of reading some children's scriptures with Nikolai before bed, but sometimes we forget. 

Niko: Hey! We forgot to read strippers! 

Me and Jesse: What?

Niko: Strippers! We forgot to read strippers!

--cue laughter--

(Now we sometimes irreverently refer to them as "strippers" as well...)\

3) On the way home from a friend's house (also, it's important to note that a common phrase he uses these days is "I was just making a joke"):

Niko: I want to take a bath! I'm dirty!

Me: You're not dirty, you took a bath last night!

Niko: No! I'm dirty!

Me: You're clean!

Niko: Dirty!

Me: Clean!

Niko: Dirty!

Me: Clean!

Niko: Oh, I was just making a dirty joke.

Obviously that made me laugh uproariously. 

We sure love our silly Niko!